The “Bad Husband” Chronicles

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Don’t hate her because she’s The Countess of Wedgewood

Posted by mozziestar on October 27, 2008

I received the following email from ‘The Countess of Wedgewood’ (my crazy Aunt) this morning.  Just to try and preface, when I was about fifteen or so and saw “The Princess Bride” for the first time, I loved the scene involving Indigo Montoya where he said that “One day, I will walk up to the six-fingered man and I will say: Hello.  My name is Indigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.”  The Countess also loved this scene and somehow we started calling each other “Anigo”….that’s Indigo with a Southern drawl.  We’ve been calling each other that for twenty years now.  I tend to nickname those particularly close to my heart and she is definitely one of those people.  I’ve encouraged her to leave comments directly on my blog so you will all get to hear her ‘voice’ and love her as much as I do.  Not to mention, I have the most classic video of her in rare form that I recorded during our Florida vacation.  I’d love to include it here if she will allow me to.  We’ll have to see if she decides to come out and play.  I will return later with today’s blog entry.  In the meantime, here is her email.

 

 “Dearest Anigo! 

 

I just got thru reading your Bad Husband stuff and it is so funny.  You are such a great writer.  Friend…hang in there and I know you will get a good job soon.  I just know it!  After all, I am the Countess of Wedgewood.  Where do you get all of your poems?  I especially like the one you wrote to “Ain’t No Sunshine when she’s gone.” 

 

Love ya Anigo!

 

The Countess”

 

3 Responses to “Don’t hate her because she’s The Countess of Wedgewood”

  1. Redman said

    Anigo? What a strange name; must go with a strange person albeit your aunt. Nevertheless, sounds like ya’ll have a great relationship. We should all be so fortunate.

    Redman

  2. The Countess said

    Having a lot of fun at my expense, say friend?!!! Thanks for all the kind things you say about me. I feel the same. So…you want to put my beautiful dancing video on your chronicles? Be my guest, Anigo. The world needs to see what a great and beautiful person I am. Also, did he not take a bath this AM before work? YUK!!! You’re the greatest friend.

    The Countess

  3. Carl Metellus said

    wow finally have the honor of reading The Countess I’ve been reading about for so long!!! Glad to read you my dear……. but I love that scene “Hello, my name is “Anigo” Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die” amazing!!!

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