This is an excerpt from the funniest thing I’ve read all day
Posted by mozziestarlet on October 2, 2008
This is too funny not to share. It’s a snippet from an email from my true “Wondertwin” younger brother. Enjoy!
“Hey Sis,
So, I had the most awesome dream ever last night. I dreamed I had everyone that ever did me wrong chained to this giant tilt-o-wheel, like from a fair. Before that though, I invited them all to this huge dinner, super fancy, but they didn’t know it was me. So they all ate and got drunk. I had Hench-men too and we took everyone and chained them to the ride. Then I came out and they saw it was me and I turned on the ride full blast. They all started to puke all over each other and crap on themselves.
Then I had this catapult full of laptops and I started flinging them into the ride at them. They were smashing into a billion pieces off peoples’ face as they were hurling while I was doing my old school, semi-‘Peewee Herman’ laugh…‘Ha-nha- hehehehe!’…oh, it was so awesome.”
Taylor Sykes said
ROFL! Your bro is as funny as you are! I wish I were invited over to a family dinner.