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Don’t forget the lyrics: “Ain’t no sunshine”….Mozziestar style. Kick it!

Posted by mozziestarlet on October 16, 2008

The husband has always told me that the song “Ain’t no sunshine” is what plays in his head when his two neurons are firing and I actually pop into his consciousness.  I decided to have a little fun with this notion and wrote my own lyrics to the song which most accurately reflect how it would ‘sound’ if the husband were singing it.  Enjoy!  🙂
 
“Ain’t no dinner when she’s gone,
I am starving every day.
Ain’t no grilled cheese when she’s gone,
and the dog’s paws aren’t so long,
to cook my three meals every day.
Wonder this time where she’s gone,
wonder if she’s gone to stay
Ain’t no dinner when she’s gone,
and I’m forced to answer the phone,
anytime she goes away.
And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know…
Hey, I ought to leave the young thing alone,
but ain’t no ready meals when she’s gone,
Ain’t no dinner when she’s gone,
only peanuts every day.
Ain’t no food for my gut when she’s gone,
and the dog’s paws aren’t so long,
to cook my three meals every day,
Anytime she goes away.”

2 Responses to “Don’t forget the lyrics: “Ain’t no sunshine”….Mozziestar style. Kick it!”

  1. Micha said

    LOL – true true

  2. regular lout said

    You are so creative, funny & talented!! I wont ever be able to hear this song again without your lyrics in my head!!! lmao

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