The “Bad Husband” Chronicles

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Mozziestar Flashback Entry: Senior year of high school, 1991

Posted by mozziestarlet on November 29, 2008

senior-notebook

I found this relic in my English notebook from high school.  I don’t know why, but I find it so amusing.  The irony is that I am still the same girl, just older and hopefully, wiser now.  Enjoy…

 

5-21-91: “Assignment: What are some thorns in your side?”

Well, this should be an interesting assignment given that I’ve always considered myself to be ‘the girl with a thorn in her side.’  Here are just a few of the things that come to mind that truly bug me:

1. People

2. Myself

3. Noise

4. Dishonesty

5. Cruelty

6. Stupidity

7. No milk for breakfast

8. Sunshine in my bedroom at 7am on Saturday AND Sunday mornings

9. Betrayal

10. Accounting class

11. Country music

12. Obscenity

13. Rudeness

14. No clean underwear

15. Alarm clocks

16. Humid days

17. School

18. Life

19. Death

20. Women (come on, tell me I’m wrong!)

21. The forever ‘missing’ other sock

22. Toxic waste

23. Not enough time or paper to finish this list

2 Responses to “Mozziestar Flashback Entry: Senior year of high school, 1991”

  1. regular lout said

    You wrote this at 17?? Bloody hell, you were brilliant even then.

  2. Anonymous said

    this looks just like one of my high school notebooks except, in addition to the smiths, i would scrawl “the cure” and “depeche mode” all over them (also all over my uniform shirt and arms, to the horror of my teachers). i was convinced at sixteen that florida was a cesspool and the only worthwhile things in life came from england. ;D

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